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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Hi peeps,
Its three more days before i go off for my chalet (aka tekong). Now this normally wouldn't faze a fit and muscular guy like me, but recently, many have been poking (literally and figuratively) fun at my abs (or some prefer ab).
Which kind of irks me actually. I'm not really all THAT fat. Its really more an elaborate optical illusion more than anything, kinda like the one below. Yep, you get the drift. Furthermore, it is perhaps the most misinformed, pig-headed piece of propaganda i've ever heard in my life (okay second most, if you count calling me fat) to say that i eat a lot. This is no doubt spread by those same evil perpetrators who call me fat. I mean, I only eat a bowl of rice every meal (accurately speaking, that is ONE bowl)
And if you guys were willing to quit being so superficial and look just a little bit deeper in (i duno, maybe a couple centimetres?), you'd find a solid foundation of muscle in the form of a six-pack, waiting to be discovered by some top archaeologist like the Lost City of Atlantis. So it isn't as if I'm all flabs and no substance ya know.
So, jeez, guys, cut me some slack here will ya? Its getting a little tight down my tummy. Who knows? I might just decide to save you when the next Ice Age comes along and I'm all nice and warm while you're all freezing your heads off (Hmm, seems last time i checked, it was called global warming? Nevermind. What goes up must come down)
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